when all the dads in the world assemble

when you don't need autotune

when the voice is smoooooth

the fly in my room at 3am:

when he sings so high you can't even hear it

when your friend asks what music you like

when you want to do comedy but parents want you to play piano

when you tickle the piano keys

when you meet the final boss of bass

when she asks what those fingers do

is this what heaven sounds like

when the baby starts scatting

when you shoobadeebop ba doo da

is this what heaven sounds like?

the stankiest sax solo

the sassiest trombone solo

the twiddliest clarinet solo

is this the most satisfying chord progression

my only two brain cells in the exam

is this what heaven sounds like?

when the final chord ascends you to heaven

when you're feeling good

you can't make a trombone SING

when you tickle the bass

the smoothest trombone solo

when your family is musically competent

the GROOVIEST piano solo

is this what heaven sounds like?

when your friends don't show up

what if the bass solo just kept getting faster