Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum,
We’re bein’ chased by a megalodon!
Its teeth are sharp, and its eyes aglow,
We wish it would just leave us alone!

It rose up from the ocean’s depth,
With a fishy smile and rancid breath,
Our hearts were brave, but our pants were not,
As it followed close, oh what a spot!

Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum,
We’re bein’ chased by a megalodon!
Its teeth are sharp, and its eyes aglow,
We wish it would just leave us alone!

We tried to flee with all our might,
But that beast kept us in its sight,
We threw it fish, we threw it gold,
But the beast was bold and wouldn’t be told.

Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum,
We’re bein’ chased by a megalodon!
Its teeth are sharp, and its eyes aglow,
We wish it would just leave us alone!

Captain yelled, “Let’s man the guns!”
But we had no cannonballs, just buns,
We fired our bread, but it didn’t care,
It just swam closer with a hungry glare.

Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum,
We’re bein’ chased by a megalodon!
Its teeth are sharp, and its eyes aglow,
We wish it would just leave us alone!

Then one brave lad had a brilliant thought,
He grabbed a fiddle and tied a knot,
He played a tune, oh sweet and grand,
And that megalodon danced to the band!

Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum,
We’re bein’ chased by a megalodon!
Its teeth are sharp, and its eyes aglow,
We wish it would just leave us alone!

We sailed away with hearts of cheer,
As that big ol' fish danced near,
So if you’re chased by a beast so grand,
Just play a tune and form a band!

Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum,
We outsmarted that megalodon!
Its teeth were sharp, but it loved our show,
Now we sing and dance wherever we go!