No but seriously, don't do it.

Fully engineered and min-maxed Bubble Bus: https://edsy.org/s/vpTOHUq
Bubble Bus for sane and productive people: https://edsy.org/s/vOL1bub

Music:
Blue Danube (Elite 2)
The Normandy Reborn (Mass Effect 2)
The Illusive Man (Mass Effect 2)